Dr. Seuss on Masks at trapshoots

I'm looking around in some old boxes to see if we still have any of the "banned books". Ebay won't let you sell them but I'm pretty sure there are other options.

Before ebay decided what people could read, Mein Kampf is still for sale, 5 of those Dr. Suess books went for $2,000.00

Primers, ammo, and Dr. Seuss books.

"How much are you asking for that Perazzi?"

"Well, lets see. How about three thousand large rifle primers. A case of 5.56 ammo and three of those Dr Seuss books?"

Who woulda thunk it?

 

(with sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss)

I will wear my mask today.

It doesn't matter what they say.

I will wear it in the car.

I will wear it at the Bar.

I will wear it at the malls

While walking down the nasty halls.

I will wear it at WalMart

When I push my grocery cart.

I will wear my mask a lot, you see,

Because no one recognizes me.

I'll rob at least 10 Whiskey Stores

and make the clerks lie on the floors.

I'll rob 5 Banks and a service station.

Then I'll take a long vacation.

And when the lovely ladies ask

I'll tell them, Yes! I wore a mask.

So when you guys catch Ol' 19

Because you laughed at the Ol' Vaccine,

I'll be kissing Island Girls

and fondling the precious pearls,

And thinking about your hospital stays

While they smother me with their Orchid Leis


by Dr. Fantoom