This guy Fred went hunting black bear in PA a few years back. Strange thing. He shot a medium size bear. As he was standing over it a bigger bear tapped him on the the shoulder. The bigger bear said, "That was my wife you shot. I can eat you now or we can have some very rough sex." Fred thought about his dilemma and opted for the rough sex. The following year Fred went out west to bag a Brown bear. It wasn't long before Fred was standing over a mid sized Brown bear. Then there was the familiar tap on the shoulder. It was a larger Brown bear. The big bear said, "that was my cousin you just shot. Now I can eat you here or we can have some painful sex." Fred thought about the painful sex and submitted. The following year Fred went to Alaska in search of Polar bears. Despite the rough conditions it wasn't long before Fred had bagged his first Polar bear. As Fred was standing over the bear he again felt the familiar tap on his shoulder. He spun around and was face to face with a mighty Polar bear. The bear put his arm around Fred. The bear said, "I heard about you. Face it Fred. You are not here for the hunt!"
