*A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.** *She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other..'* *He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'* *So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.* *One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.* *After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.* *She said, 'That was incredible!'* *He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'* *So she got up, jumped i n the pool and started doing lengths.* *After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.* http://www.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx/attachments/pittsburgh-jpg.286728/ *He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'* *'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Pittsburgh and I worked both sides of the River"