A young lady, Mary Jo lived with her mother and father in a rural mountain area. One day she told her father that she was not feeling well and planned to see the young doctor that just set up a practice in the village. When she came back she said the doctor wanted a You Rine Sample but she did not know what that was. Her father said go see miss Hattie, the local root doctor, and ask her. About 30 mins later the daughter returned from Miss Hattie's place. Her hair was messed up and out of place, her dress was askew and torn and she was muddy. He father, naturally asked, what happened to you? Well, his daughter replied, Miss Hattie was working in her garden and I asked her what was a You Rine Sample? And, she looked me right in the face a told me to "Piss in a Bottle" and I looked right back at her and told her to " Sh-t in a Hat", and one word led to another.
