Hap, Hopefully Someone's Watching

Well we've got the Autumn Grand coming up in a few days and as usual nobody seems to know what Haps been up to. I've been thinking perhaps there should be a bounty offered, not to steal Hap's gun, just to have someone misplace it for a couple of weeks. This would save shooters quite a bit of money in the long run. Hap's got enough by now so I think it's in the best interest of the Autumn Grand to slow him down a little. I know he'll tell us his ailments are acting up again but I think the wise shooters will remember what he did at Tucson and the Grand. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated. We just can't let him continue to take everyone's hard earned money.

 

Western Shooter,

I have Hap in my sights. I'm going to loan him some shells for the Hdk. at the Hall Of Fame shoot tomorrow. OH? boy is the handicap going to excellerate. Maybe some reloads mixed in. Roger C.

 

Roger, what is that white cloud lookin stuff flyin outa the barrels front end? Looked like flour er something. I took one apart a lil bit ago, still couldn't tell but what's with a 1/4 ounce of #12s on top supposed to do? YUK!! 89 was the best I could muster today in the main caps tho.

Western Shootist, got a note in the mail offerin me another $1099. buckos!! Woo Hoo!! BTW, you bringin that stale ale you call beer this year again? Folks, I think he bottled sum hoss er mule pee and he's tryin ta pawn it off as beer so be extremely kerful ceptin enny beers frum him!! Ya kin smel it 50 feet away when he pops a top fur garsh sakes!

Roger, thanks for the "ammo help", you worthless lil weasel, I'll git even with you soon I promise!!

HAP

 

Hap, if your not comfortable with those loads. I have some game loads of 1-3/8 of 5's you can use.

They're just a little stout!

Ajax

 

Hap, the candy lady will be looking for you as soon as you hit the grounds. I'm pretty sure there will be a large amount of candy available for you every day. I will also get with Roger and see if he can put together a batch of shells that will get you through the whole week. I know you think some of us are out to get you but we just want to help. Oh, by the way what vehicle will you be driving?

 

Ajax, those sound similar to my favorite cornfield fezunt loads! 1-1/2 ounces of copper 5s and 37 grains of HS-7, they will reach out and touch them!! Kill outa one end and cripple on the other!

WS, thank you for all your support ideas! I trust the candy lady and love her bunches! I know you couldn't sway her to do me any harm with candies!! No more tweaked loads from anyone for me thank you. I like breathing after the shot too much.

Vehicle? I'll be drivin the first Provost just west of the club house entrance, nice lil cabin it is too! I'll hafta rent a cart for the Autumn, the special ordered one won't be ready in time, bummer! No beer drinkin frum "friends" either!!

HAP aka Harem Cramdfull

 

Hap, have I got great news for you. Roger, through the kindness in his heart for a fellow Arizona shooter has lined up enough shells for you to shoot the entire Autumn Grand and still have 250 left over for practice. Not reloads, these are brand new shells new to the USA. They are made in Nigeria and apparently you have the honor of being chosen as the initial sponsored shooter for the new "Bango" shells. It's amazing the lengths a fellow shooter will go to to help a close friend. Good luck Hap looking forward to seeing you at the shoot.