Social Security Stimulus Package - 2021

Discussion in 'Off Topic!' started by The Phantom, Feb 16, 2021.

  1. The Phantom

    The Phantom Village Idiot Village Idiot Forum Leader

    I just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2021 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, a 'Biden Hope & Change' bumper sticker, 5 watermelon seeds, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass and a 'Blame it on Trump' poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish. Yours should arrive soon.
     
    The Phantom, Feb 16, 2021
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  2. Flyersarebest

    Flyersarebest Moderator Founding Member Forum Leader

    At least they didn’t include a set of knee pads.

    If you tell them you are feeding birds for the winter they will send pictures of harris to post around that water dish to scare away any predators.
     
    Flyersarebest, Feb 16, 2021
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  3. 635 G

    635 G Mega Poster

    There is a set of Kamala approved knee pads with a spit cup for sale on Ebay
     
    635 G, Feb 17, 2021
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  4. Gerald

    Gerald Mega Poster Founding Member

    So true. By the way what ever happened to our ol buddy Swallowwell.?
    That got hushed up real quick.

    Regards.........Gerald
     
    Gerald, Mar 10, 2021
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  5. Gracie

    Gracie New Member

    I can not wait to get my Stimulus package. I wanted to plant a garden and those seeds will come in handy.
     
    Gracie, Mar 17, 2021
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