Monica won the lottery! The Untold Story

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  1. The Phantom

    The Phantom Village Idiot Village Idiot Forum Leader

    Woman arrested for defecating on boss’ desk after winning the lottery
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    DAVE WEASEL

    NEW YORK – A 41-year-old woman had the winning lottery ticket worth over 3 million dollars on Friday night, but showed up to work anyway on Monday to deliver one last package.

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    The courier company had no idea of her winnings. “I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”

    “It was worth it,” the woman said on arrest. “On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”
     
  2. wpt

    wpt Forum Leader Founding Member Forum Leader

    Real Classy Pig ...
     
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  3. Flyersarebest

    Flyersarebest Moderator Founding Member Forum Leader

    Maybe he had it coming

    Just sayin
     
  4. Flyersarebest

    Flyersarebest Moderator Founding Member Forum Leader

    And BTW

    That FAKE story is at least 3 years old
     
  5. The Phantom

    The Phantom Village Idiot Village Idiot Forum Leader

    Party pooper.
     
  6. billt

    billt Active Member

    Well ain't that the shits!
     
  7. Gerald

    Gerald Mega Poster Founding Member

    Wow...Talk about burning bridges.

    Best Holiday wishes Gerald