Heard this in the clubhouse!

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by Live Oak, Nov 21, 2017.

  1. Live Oak

    Live Oak Well-Known Member

    I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.

    I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I am having more bouts with dementia.

    My circulation is poor. I can't feel the the trigger anymore. Am I 85 or 92?

    I have lost all my friends. (sigh)

    But, thank God I can still shoot trap.
     
  2. maierar

    maierar Active Member

    I hope he does so alone.
     
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