PITA & IDNR Discussions

Does anyone have any info on the results of the PITA & IDNR discussion? Looking for an update.

 

What discussion would that be?

 

The IDNR wanted to know if there were any women in PITA that would get up on a table and dance at their next IDNR party?

 

The dancing tables have been relocated.

 

Every club should have a dancing table.

 

Relocated to an empty building with a big honking air conditioner unit out front?

 

The more I think about it, you just might have something there.

Hey, how did you do today?

Not that great, but I hit the Lewis for twenty two bucks.

Told them I wanted it in one dollar bills.

 

Dancing tables are in the trophy room.

 

Twenty two bucks for drinks and 'tip' the table dancers ... WOW ... the tables should be heavy-duty and have a place to hold the ears of corn.

 

That building did look a little like a "pole" barn.

 

Rumor has it, the people from IDNR could not find the place so they just turned around and went back home ... They stopped a few folks from town and asked for directions and they said "Huh" ... WPT ... (YAC) ...

 

You guys, you'd better start being a little more careful with the funny comments. I can see "double secret probation" for a few more shooters who can't resist making fun of at "Empire." You gotta be careful or the "Empire" might strike back. I know there's a greater penalty beyond "double secret probation" but no one has ever been allowed to discuss it. WPT is now in deep peril!

 

They will be using excess lottery sales funds to re-open Sparta. Added monies to come from the same funds for the first PITA shoot.