Hello is Jack Fishburn there? Hey Jack. Lynn Gipson here. Whats that? You say we got ourselves in a pile of shit. Now Jack. Why do say that?.... On americantrapshooter.com. Those guys exaggerate sometimes. They don't print that stuff on the other site. Yes I figure you don't go to other site. Wasn't implying that Jack. Not calling to make you laugh Jack. Who is in the room? Dysinger? Slapping his knees huh. Laughing at the computer screen. Listen Jack....could you tell Dysinger to quiet down a bit. Thanks. Now I called to thank you folks for allowing me to shoot at your venue last week. Yes tough targets. Much harder than we throw in the west. Hard to hear you Jack with all the childish giggling behind you. Say Jack thanks again for the hospitality. I know the EC and BOD don't show up too often at your club. You say they never have. Well you see Jack maybe it is time we all just got along. It's all about business Jack. Speaking about business.... some of my pals over here would like to invest in your venue. We would like to put a few more traps in. No wouldn't cost you a thing Jack. We would like to rent one of the buildings you are putting up. Taken huh?... Both of them?... What do say I have my pals pay for another? Why do you need to ask Dysinger? No don't put another poll up on americantrapshooter. Hate them things. Look Jack, we are just trying to expand a bit. Improve the sport. Maybe we could move the big shoot your direction..... Yes, I know you have lots of big shoots. I know you added 2 more. Jack there could be lots of money in this. Yes, I hear you have plenty of money....... Wasn't implying you need more. Jack we're also considering moving the Hall of Fame your direction. You heard we only have 45 days?..... Americantrapshooter said that. Dysinger posted it? Hopefully I can finish the dream later. Will let you know how it turns out.
Someone should print this off and mail it to Mr.Fishburn, I have little doubt there are a few who would really get a good laugh out of it ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
I'd say it's time to grovel and bear gifts. It's still the most logical alternative. Does anyone wish it wouldn't happen?
Who is wishing it will happen? What more can the CC want? They have 3 of the largest 5 shoots and added 2 more dates. No ATA baggage.