Trump and Pelosi

Discussion in 'Off Topic!' started by The Phantom, Jan 30, 2019.

  1. The Phantom

    The Phantom Village Idiot Village Idiot Forum Leader

    Trump and Pelosi go fishing

    The President and the head of the Democrat Party, Nancy Pelosi, are arguing extensively over allowing immigrants into our country. Nancy of course wants free access to everyone who wants to come in, while Donald wants us to secure our borders and insure only the right people come in.

    Instead of going to a costly, time-consuming nationwide vote on the matter, they agree to a 3-day ice fishing contest to settle the issue whoever catches the most fish at the end of the 3 days will have his or her process implemented.

    The two decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 PM so they use a neutral park ranger station.

    After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish, while Pelosi comes back with nothing.

    Day 2 finishes and Trump catches another 20 fish, but Pelosi once again comes back with nothing.

    That night, Pelosi and her liberal cronies get together and accuse Trump of being a “low-life, cheating piece of scum.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they are going to follow Trump and to spy on him and figure out how he is cheating.

    Day 3 finishes up and Trump has had an incredible day, adding 40 more to his total.

    That night, Pelosi and her democratic cohorts get together for the full report on how Donald was cheating.

    Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, “You are not going to believe this. Trump is cheating because he's cutting holes in the ice.”

    And this, my friends, tells you the difference between a businessman and a career government politician
     
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  2. Sgoose

    Sgoose Mega Poster Founding Member

    I don't think that president Trump would ever go fishing with miss Pelosi.
     
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  3. Maser

    Maser ∞ Based ∞

    Trump and Pelosi........A true match made in Hell! :D
     
  4. Flyersarebest

    Flyersarebest Moderator Founding Member Forum Leader

    Fredo thought he was just going fishing too
     
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  5. Roger Coveleskie

    Roger Coveleskie State HOF Founding Member Member State Hall of Fame

    spoose, She would not even make good cat fish bait. do not think it is good practice to use dumbocrrates for bait,it would make the fish sick, Roger C.
     
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  6. Sgoose

    Sgoose Mega Poster Founding Member

    Roger C, maybe good alligator bait they eat rotten meat thanks Sgoose
     
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