The new F-150

Discussion in 'Off Topic!' started by The Phantom, Jul 30, 2019.

  1. The Phantom

    The Phantom Village Idiot Village Idiot Forum Leader

    SEATS IN A FORD TRUCK...

    I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Platte City, Missouri, for a look at the new 2019 F-150..

    Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.

    I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.

    The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

    The seats were of particular interest.

    She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

    Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

    Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck

    "I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"
     
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  2. Maser

    Maser ∞ Based ∞

    What would a Libertarian truck do?
     
  3. The Phantom

    The Phantom Village Idiot Village Idiot Forum Leader

    Nothing.:D
     
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  4. bob lowman

    bob lowman Mega Poster

    I agree with you 100% about your answer on ( If it were a Democrat truck )
     
  5. Maser

    Maser ∞ Based ∞

    You disappoint me! I was expecting you to say deliver pizzas. :D
     
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