Old lady got gun!!!

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    Illinois trooper stopped an old lady on the highway. As the trooper approached the car he noticed the NRA sticker. "Do you have any guns with you?"

    "Of course I do." she said, "Got a Colt .45 in the glove box. You want it get it yourself. I am in a hurry."

    "Is that the only gun?" asked the cop.

    "Nope!" she said. "I have a Glock 9 under the dash."

    "Anymore?"

    "Yeah! I have a derringer under my skirt. Wanna see?"

    Angrily the cop said, "What the hell are you afraid of?"

    NOT A DAMN THING!
     

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